Monty Python and the US Presidency
Adapted for the web by Dave Bealer
Copyright © 2000 Dave Bealer, All Rights Reserved.
Here's a new take on the "Black Knight" sketch from
Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
George W. "King Arthur" Bush:
"Look you stupid bastard, you lost the election."
Al "The Black Knight" Gore:
"No I didn't!"
George W. "King Arthur" Bush:
"Well, what's that, then?"
As both men watch, Bush's final (soon to be certified) lead increases from 300 to 930 votes.
Al "The Black Knight" Gore:
"I'm invincible!!."
George W. "King Arthur" Bush:
"You're a looney."
Al "The Black Knight" Gore:
"The New Democrat always triumphs!!"
George W. "King Arthur" Bush (to Cheney):
"Come on, let's go prepare for the inauguration."
Al "The Black Knight" Gore (as they leave):
"Running away, eh? You yellow bastard! Come back here
and take what's comin' to you! I'll sue your legs off!!"
(fade out)
Dave Bealer is a forty-something mainframe systems programmer who
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