RAH Masthead
Credits
Editor & Publisher, Chief Cook & Bottle Washer:
Dave Bealer
Acting Executive Associate Deputy Assistant Editor:
Greg Borek
Makeup Artist for Vinnie and the Hamsters:
Bruce Bolinger
Slime Shiller From Outer Space:
Larre
Person Voted Most Likely To Be Raising A Future Axe Murderer:
Kev-o M.
Immediate Past President Of The Tuesday Weld Fan Club:
Shirley Smith
Found to Really Be Chopped Liver:
Harry O'Sullivan
Insane Inspiration:
Misc. Members Of The "I Brake For Microwave Popcorn" Society
(And they know who they are, even if you don't.)
What people have been saying about the RAH staff...
"These people could send bricks to sleep...
without hypnosis." - Keith Maniac
"Were too busy singin' to put anybody down...
but we'll make an exception in this case!" - The Monkees
"The farce is strong with these goobers." - Darth Vader
"I have a bad feeling about this..." - The rest of the cast of
Star Wars
"Splitters!" - People's Front of Judea
"Doh!" - Homer Simpson
"Nooooo!" - Mr. Bill
"Ack! Thppt!" - Bill the Cat
The Crafty, Professional RAH Investigative Team
(Those responsible for verifying all facts presented in RAH.)
North American Branch:
Frank Drebin (Branch Chief)
Barney Fife
Bull Shannon
Maxwell Smart
European Branch:
Jacques Clouseau (Branch Chief)
Harry "Snapper" Organs
Sergeant Schultz
Rita Skeeter
Interstellar Branch:
Ford Prefect (Branch Chief)
Will Robinson
Dave Lister
Marvin the Martian
Legal Information
Our legal jargon and disclaimers are available in the
RAH Terms of Service.
Contact Information
The preferred method for all contact with RAH is electronic.
Our e-mail addresses are as follows:
Human Contact (Yuck!):
Send all expressions of wonder, orgasmic joy, appreciation, hilarity, and
brown-nosing (not to mention any donations of electronic/digital cash) to:
 (Dave Bealer)
Send all expressions of outrage, fear, hatred, and paranoia (not to mention
any threats of death, dismemberment, litigation, marriage, or employment) to:
bitbucket@randomaccesshumor.com (Insatiable)
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